January 2012
2 tags
2012 Oscar Snubs
My second annual list of Oscar snubs. (For 2011, click here)
Best Picture
The Muppets
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
X-Men: First Class
Contagion
Atlas Shrugged: Part 1
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Martha Marcy May Marlene
Best Actor
Michael [F]assbender - Shame
Ryan Gosling - Drive
Martin Lawrence - Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
Best Actress
Leighton Meester - The Roommate
...
To all my Tumblr followers <3333333333333
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
They tried so hard to make Daniel Craig as non-movie star looking as possible. It didn’t work because the man is a sex god. Blomkvist is supposed to be a little schlubby.
Fincher has mastered the product placement rack shot.
The rape scene was one of the hardest things to watch of any film I’ve seen.
Rooney Mara was fabulous but I feel like a bigger name would have made this movie...
2 tags
What I love about fashion
Yesterday I saw an overweight gay guy wearing a letterman jacket. It was so beautiful to see the quintessential symbol of adolescent bullying appropriated by a gay man. Thank you fashion.
Signs you might have a problem.
1. Injury
Me: I think I have an injured tailbone. It really hurts during pilates. It’s been hurting for months.
Sister: Those take such a long time to heal.
Mom: How did you do that?
Me: I have no idea.
Mom: You must have fallen on it.
Me: I don’t remember doing that…
Mom: That’s not something you just forget.
Me: I don’t know!
Mom: Could it…could it...
WatchDid The Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She’s An Insane Woman?
Headed to Miami+ (Wherever I feel like in FL) for...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
16th-22nd
4 tags
“I mean I like drinking and dancing and air heels but I don’t want to BE...”
– My friend Kevin in response to me bemoaning the fact that young gay guys don’t watch Bette Davis movies.
December 2011
4 tags
Where should I go Tumblr?
I have 6 days of vacation to use before the end of the fiscal year (January 27) . Here are some of the places I’m considering:
Somewhere in Florida
Pittsburgh or Philadelphia
Las Vegas
Chicago
DC
New Orleans
I would love all of your unbiased opinions. Since an international trip is not realistic right now, I’d at least like to hit up one or two places I’ve never been.
My thoughts when in a sauna or steamroom
Stay still. Any movement can and will be misinterpreted.
2 tags
Flight Attendant: Sir, your bag is too big. We're going to have to check it.
Me: Oh....noooooo...that is so upsetting to me and not what I wanted at all.
2 tags
2 tags
[Binge] Drinking Games
Slap the bag:
1. Take a box of the “world’s most popular wine” Franzia.
2. Tag the plastic bag with the wine out of the box.
3. Have someone hold the bag over your head
4. Drink as long as you can.
5. When finished, slap the bag as hard as you can.
Pirates
1. Take a handle of dark rum, preferably...
"My Nana takes her wig off..."
Me: Nana, where do you keep the vodka nowadays?
Nana: Check the laundry closet.
2 tags
3 tags
Once every full moon Kelly Clarkson turns into a...
Honest-to-God truth.
2 tags
3 tags
On Finding a Husband
Me: So Kurt will be stationed in Bahrain...which isn't far from Riyadh, where Mom met my dad.
Mom's Friend from HS: Oh I know all about that. I remember when your mom went to live in Saudi Arabia. I was like, "Why the heck are you going over there?" and she said, "To find a husband*."
Mom: And I did
MFFHS: She gets back, I ask her "How was Saudi Arabia?" She says, "found a husband!"
*half-jokingly, I'm sure
1 tag
SAN FRANCISCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s good to be back :)
4 tags
You say "masc" like a give a fuck.
4 tags
1 tag
Confused Straight Friend
Bro: You know what's weird? I get so many friend requests from random gay guys. I'm pretty sure I've never met any of them.
Me: That might be because you're shirtless in your profile picture.
jesseboy asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCOTT!!! xo
