December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Where should I go Tumblr?
I have 6 days of vacation to use before the end of the fiscal year (January 27) . Here are some of the places I’m considering: Somewhere in Florida Pittsburgh or Philadelphia Las Vegas Chicago DC New Orleans I would love all of your unbiased opinions. Since an international trip is not realistic right now, I’d at least like to hit up one or two places I’ve never been.
Dec 30th
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My thoughts when in a sauna or steamroom
Stay still. Any movement can and will be misinterpreted.
Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Flight Attendant: Sir, your bag is too big. We're going to have to check it.
Me: Oh....noooooo...that is so upsetting to me and not what I wanted at all.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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[Binge] Drinking Games
Slap the bag: 1. Take a box of the “world’s most popular wine” Franzia. 2. Tag the plastic bag with the wine out of the box. 3. Have someone hold the bag over your head 4. Drink as long as you can. 5. When finished, slap the bag as hard as you can.                                                                         Pirates 1. Take a handle of dark rum, preferably...
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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"My Nana takes her wig off..."
Me: Nana, where do you keep the vodka nowadays?
Nana: Check the laundry closet.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Once every full moon Kelly Clarkson turns into a...
Honest-to-God truth.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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On Finding a Husband
Me: So Kurt will be stationed in Bahrain...which isn't far from Riyadh, where Mom met my dad.
Mom's Friend from HS: Oh I know all about that. I remember when your mom went to live in Saudi Arabia. I was like, "Why the heck are you going over there?" and she said, "To find a husband*."
Mom: And I did
MFFHS: She gets back, I ask her "How was Saudi Arabia?" She says, "found a husband!"
*half-jokingly, I'm sure
Dec 18th
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SAN FRANCISCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s good to be back :)
Dec 18th
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You say "masc" like a give a fuck.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Confused Straight Friend
Bro: You know what's weird? I get so many friend requests from random gay guys. I'm pretty sure I've never met any of them.
Me: That might be because you're shirtless in your profile picture.
Dec 13th
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jesseboy asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCOTT!!! xo
Dec 13th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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