December 2011
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Where should I go Tumblr?
I have 6 days of vacation to use before the end of the fiscal year (January 27) . Here are some of the places I’m considering:
Somewhere in Florida
Pittsburgh or Philadelphia
Las Vegas
Chicago
DC
New Orleans
I would love all of your unbiased opinions. Since an international trip is not realistic right now, I’d at least like to hit up one or two places I’ve never been.
My thoughts when in a sauna or steamroom
Stay still. Any movement can and will be misinterpreted.
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Flight Attendant: Sir, your bag is too big. We're going to have to check it.
Me: Oh....noooooo...that is so upsetting to me and not what I wanted at all.
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[Binge] Drinking Games
Slap the bag:
1. Take a box of the “world’s most popular wine” Franzia.
2. Tag the plastic bag with the wine out of the box.
3. Have someone hold the bag over your head
4. Drink as long as you can.
5. When finished, slap the bag as hard as you can.
Pirates
1. Take a handle of dark rum, preferably...
"My Nana takes her wig off..."
Me: Nana, where do you keep the vodka nowadays?
Nana: Check the laundry closet.
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Once every full moon Kelly Clarkson turns into a...
Honest-to-God truth.
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On Finding a Husband
Me: So Kurt will be stationed in Bahrain...which isn't far from Riyadh, where Mom met my dad.
Mom's Friend from HS: Oh I know all about that. I remember when your mom went to live in Saudi Arabia. I was like, "Why the heck are you going over there?" and she said, "To find a husband*."
Mom: And I did
MFFHS: She gets back, I ask her "How was Saudi Arabia?" She says, "found a husband!"
*half-jokingly, I'm sure
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SAN FRANCISCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s good to be back :)
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You say "masc" like a give a fuck.
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Confused Straight Friend
Bro: You know what's weird? I get so many friend requests from random gay guys. I'm pretty sure I've never met any of them.
Me: That might be because you're shirtless in your profile picture.
jesseboy asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCOTT!!! xo
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